1. Stuck inside on the long weekend

    • Coworker: i would rather be outside :)
    • Me: wouldn't it be nice if the newsroom had one of those retractable roofs, like the football stadiums?
    • Coworker: yes. that would almost make me want to stay at work.
    • Me: and trees. and grass.
    • Coworker: and grill. and beer.
    • Me: and smores. and mojitos. and eye candy.
    • Coworker: yes...i think that all could convince me.
    • Me: of course then it wouldn't really be work. more of a cookout with the cops scanner for the soundtrack.
    • Coworker: yeah...i was just gonna add "and no paper to put out" but realized the same thing...