1. 17 March 2011 · 02:18 PM

    In which two moms-to-be plot alternative playtime activities

    Me: omg, i just looked at the full etsy store for that [Omar Little] bib. Lolsville.

    Her: OOOOH! I want the Steve Martin finger puppet!

    Me: and frieda kahlo, who could totally get down with don draper!

    Her: LMAO

    Me: you know they would — notorious sensualists

    Her: so true, so true. All they need to do is one of Anais Nin and they could have a “special section” reserved for finger puppet debauchery.

    Me: just call it the delta of venus

    Her: LOL

    Me: Meanwhile, Lloyd Dobler and Max Fischer could debate existentialism

    Her: Do one of Charlie Sheen. It comes with a goddess and a suitcase full of blow.

    Me: and ira glass could interview bob ross

    Her: LMAO. And this is why we don’t have our own shop on etsy

    Me: yes… and why if we had the cash we could buy this lady out and make ridic youtube videos

    Her: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Me: we may not be fit to raise our future children.

    Her: ya think? [My husband] is convinced our child will probably send us to our room without dinner

    Me: Oh, that’s so happening … But don’t the guys behind Team America: World Police have children?

    Her: I believe they do. In which case, how bad could it be really? They’re the same brains behind South Park. We’re not that bad, are we?

    Me: No. I don’t think we’re even in Family Guy territory yet.

    Her: Whew! Relief. ..Though we still have a few more months

    Me: And then 18+ years…

    Her: We’re doomed… 

    Me: Yeah. But I’m over it already.

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